Long weekend at the end of May
How about a truce just for today
We’ll gather up our friends for a summertime soiree
Light up the grill, set out the good paper plates
We’ll chat about the deep, deep state
How about them mortgage rates
And I’ll drink this beer
You’ll drink that wine
Remember a time you were a little more mine…
Or maybe I’ve had enough, yes dears, I’ve had my fill of fine
I’ll drink this beer
You’ll drink that wine
And maybe I’ll just hitch this Weber to the back of my Chevy
I’ll drop your jaw like you dropped your drawers
As you watch this eagle soar, I’ll fly across the county line
Shedding burgers and dogs, just going, just going, just gone
Nah, nah, nah, nah
I’ll drink this beer
You’ll drink that wine
No dear, I didn’t forget the limes
I know that I’ve done some wrong
But Lord we seemed so strong
Even though you’re right here, it seems the best parts are gone
I’ll try to forget what you said
Wishing maybe I was dead
Or perhaps that you had fell for a winner instead
And I’ll drink this beer
You drink that wine
Remember a time you were a little more mine…
Or maybe I’ve had enough, yes dear, I’ve had my fill of fine
I’ll drink this beer
You’ll drink that wine
And maybe I’ll have a few, few more
I’ll show you how a winner scores
I’ll pack this cooler like the Fourth of July
Bet you never saw an igloo fly
We’ll light the fuse and run like hell
Launch the sucker like a mortar shell
Just going, just going, just gone
Nah, nah, nah, nah
You drink that wine
I’ll drink this beer
Remember the last time you were truly here
I’ll drink this beer
You’ll drink that wine
Remember the times you were a little more mine